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“The proper basis for a marriage is mutual
misunderstanding.” ~Oscar Wilde
Famous playwright who believed you should not look too closely at your
partner’s faults.
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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” ~Benjamin Franklin
American president who thought tolerance was the key to a successful marriage.
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“Only choose in a marriage a man whom you
would choose as a friend if he were a woman.”
~Joseph Joubert A Wise advice if you ever want to discuss anything important.
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Never strike your wife ,not even with a
flower ~ Hindu proverb.
Men should never argue with their wives, not even a little bit!
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“Always get married early in the morning.That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” ~ MickeyRooney AN American actor who married eight women and was never short of offers.
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“All marriages are happy. It’s the living
together afterwards that causes all the trouble.”
~Raymond Hull
Canadian writer who believed in keeping a part of yourself to yourself at all
times.
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“I was married by a judge, I should have
asked for a jury.” ~ Groucho Marx
American comedian whose three marriages all ended in divorce.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake ~ American proverb
After marriage your life expectancy is reduced.
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“A dress that zips up the back will bring
a husband and wife together.” ~James H Boren
New York Times journalist and political commentator who had a humanist view of
marriage.
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“Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then
again, so is a bicycle repair kit.” ~ Billy Connelly
British comedian and long time, loyal married man.
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